Public Web Surfing

In todays life as the laptops get more and more portable, more and more people think its cool to sit in a coffea shop or a public building and work on there laptops. ITS NOT. It just makes you look upiddy and stupid. Why go to a place a flash to everyone that your on your laptop doing nothing that will have a positive affect on anyone, when you can just do that in your own home??? I walk in to panera last weekend (don't judge. I had to) and i see a guy, a grown man, had to be mid-fourtys, sitting on a chair, sillybandz on his wrist, bluetooth in his ear and using his laptop. Lets see how many funny comments we can make in 20 seconds!
So this is just known to all of you, i DO NOT write these from ANYWHERE publically. I write these in the privacy of my own home.

...twilight...ughh!

Please PLEASE tell me whats so amazing about twilight! People never gave a crap about vampire and werewolf movies until they put 2 dudes with 6 packs and no shirts in them. Now there a world wide phenomenon!
Girls need to get that obsessing over TV stars is completely pointless and a waste of time. I mean, your never gonna meat them, let alone be in the same state as them! I'm really tired so i leave it at that...Comment!!!

THE IPAD

Why apple? Why? You make some cool iPods ands phones but you just blew it with this...the...iPad. Why would anyone in there right minds buy one of those things? They took the iPod touch and made it into a bigger, less convienent pile of crap. The ipad is small enough to fit in a manila envolope, the iPod touch can fit in your pocket! It's the same software as the iPod touch with absolutly nothing improved. And for a amazing price of $500 (sarcasm) the ipad is a complete SCAM and pointless. Anyone who has one needs personal theropy because there is defenetly somthing wrong with them. Hey I have a motto for the ipad "why the hell not?". Beacause they just know that there are retards in he world who spand half a grand on a oversized iPod touch. When are you gonna ever put that thing in a manila envolope anyway?

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Silly Bandz

Everywhere you look you see girls and boys wearing colorful, misshapen rubber bands on there wrists. My question is...why??? What the heck is the point of those things??? They used to be somthing you get because you had 2 tickets left and can't get anying else at a arcade. But now they are some worldwide fasion sense! I had one because I found it on the ground and it got so annoying I had to snap it. Next we are gonna be wearing twist tie rings! Or paper clip earings! The cheap is the new rich. Wanna sa if your a guy and you have silly banz there's a limit for how many are on your wrist before you are classified as a homo. The limit is 3 or less. Anymore than 3, congrats! You like men now! If girls wanna blow there money on rubber bands let hem go right ahead but guys at smarter, or at least they should be. Hey guys look at Hulk Hogan and see if he has any silly bands. If he has any Then you have proved me wrong. Guys who defenetly don't wear sillybandz: - Taylor lautnor - The Rock - Arnold Swqar...the terminator dude - Adam Sandler - Will Ferell - Andy Sandburg - Mikey Powell tell me you don't wanna be like any of those guys Guys who do wear silly bands: - justin Beiber that's All I need to say because no guy wants to be like Justin Beiber

Kids TV Programs

Ok it's great that that there are stations like noggin and Nick jr but some off the shows are just plain creapy and weird!! For example, Yo Gabba Gabba. For one thing, why would you name a show that and two, it's a black dude that talks really loud and tells people in furry costumes to jump around and be weird. It's great for kids to get educated at such a young age but yo gabba gabba just make them stare at he screen and not say crap! Now Dora isn't too bad. It's educational and kids are show signs of life when they watch it. When a kid watches yo gabba gabba you need to shake them a little to make sure they are still alive! I myself think it's killing there brains bit who know, staring at a TV that long could also cause cancer (because you know everything causes cancer) please comment...

People And there BLUETOOTHS

Look at this guy. Don't you just wanna hit him. But its way worse when your in a elevator or checking out at the market. Like yesterday, standing in the elevator at the mall and a guy walks in, "yeah, yeah, yeah, mhhmm, yeah, i got it, NO I DONT WANT THAT, mhhmm, yup, nope, yeah, ok, got it, no, yes, ok, ok, ok, ok, yeah got it bye". Oh my god! Ok whatever just keep talking and dont pay attenition to anyone around you. They should ban those things in all public places. No one wants to litsen to a strangers buisness agreements and outbursts! If phones in your pocket causes cancer than that sure as heck does too! But living seems to cause cancer too. Ok, i understand bluetooths in there car but when the car is off, it shouldnt leave the cup holder, instead of leaving it in your ear for your market trip. It cant really be comfortable either. Wouldnt it be like leaving a really heavy skullcandy headphone in your ear? And if your reading this on your company iPhone and you have a bluetooth in your ear at this second...then get on your hands and knees and pray for forgiveness from the people gods right now!